Florida Insurrectionists

The January 6, 2021 attack on the Capitol as clearly a superspreader event gone wild. Jonathan Fielding, a professor at the schools of Public Health and Medicine at UCLA, told the Washington Post, “If you wanted to organize an event to maximize the spread of COVID it would be difficult to find one better than the one we witnessed,” he said.

CDC Director Robert Redfield said “The storming of the U.S. Capitol by supporters of President Trump on Wednesday was probably a superspreader event that “will have public health consequences.”

Contact tracing will be nearly impossible. Protesters came from all over the country and few of them were identified or arrested. This, allowing the mask less rioters to take planes and cars home to their home states spreading the virus across the country.

As rioters are arrested there will likely be outbreaks in the Washington D.C. prisons and jails. As well as prisons all across the country. Epidemiologist will find it challenging to track the spread since the anti masking MAGAts are not likely to cooperate with health experts.

There were quite a few Florida idiots were among the horde that descended on the Capitol in an attempt to disrupt the counting of the Electoral votes. I included 10 of those idiots in my illustration allowing them to breath each others viral filth. Who knows exactly how many more are out there.

MAGAts

The Urban Dictionary defines MAGAts as… “Trump supporters who blindly regurgitate the simple minded rhetoric of their beloved cult leader. They typically drive vehicles with large Trump 2020 or MAGA stickers or flags attached to them and gather in large groups. They refuse to wear masks and unlike the larval stage of the diptera, they serve absolutely no purpose in either nature or society.” I heard the phrase used for the first time this weekend listening to a radio show about the domestic terrorist attack at the United States Capitol.

With Trump’s violent rhetoric cut off by Twitter this movement is seeking alternated methods to get their insurrectionist messages out to the masses. They use a messaging service on Zillow to communicate. Zillow claims they can not monitor communications on their platform.

This is a rare case where people literally live streamed their own crimes. This of course made the job of the FBI much easier since videos keep popping up every day. Wave after wave of MAGAts smashed into police, eventually overcoming defenses and entering the building shortly after 2 p.m. MAGAts mad their way right into the Senate chamber and rifled through lawmakers desks. One with bull horn pincers wrote a note of vice president Pence that read, “It’s only a matter of time, justice is coming.” He is being held without bail. In jail this MAGAt refused to eat the food insisting that he only eats organic foods. Most maggots I know of will eat any open flesh wound.