Don’t expose children to art, just COVID in Floriduh

A Florida principle was forced to resign after a parent complained that her 12 year old was exposed to  Michelangelo‘s David which she claims is ‘pornographic.’ The famous sculpture was one of many works of art shown in a talk about renaissance art. Other questionable images included, the Creation of Adam, a Sisteen chapel fresco  and Botticelli‘s Birth of Venus.

The principal of Tallahassee Classical School, handed in her resignation after an ultimatum from the school board’s chairman, local media reported. “It saddens me that my time here had to end this way,” she told the Tallahassee Democrat.

In the 1500s, when the Roman Catholic Church deemed nudity as immodest and obscene, metal fig leaves covered the genitals of statues like David. A reproduction of David was made in 1847 for display at the Victoria and Albert museum in England. When Queen Victoria first saw the reproduction of David, she was apparently so shocked by his nudity that a proportionally accurate fig leaf was commissioned to cover the genitalia. The leaf was kept ready any royal visits. If you peeked up from below you could still see what lay below the leaf.

In Florida, parents are fine with infecting their children repeatedly with a deadly pathogen but heaven forbid the child see the human form. No, this story is not an April fools joke.