Fringe: ://Shelf_Life

://Shelf_Life was written and performed by Zachary Scalzo at this year’s Orlando International Fringe Festival.

Luc was called in for a meeting with Human Resources. He sat stiffly in the office chair as he was asked to read the charges against him. He was a brilliant Information Technology researcher at a firm that worked on Artificial Intelligence (AI). He had taken his research too far, by bringing his beloved Aunt back from the dead by uploading her diaries into an experimental AI system. His aunt had fully understood him when she took care of him when he was younger. He was different than the other boys which she understood since she had a female roommate who she was inseparable from.

A hologram of his Aunt was represented by a large house plant. She spoke in his Aunts voice and she interacted with Luc just as she had done in the past. Grief melted away as he was able to feel the affection he had for her once again. She seemed to know things about him that went beyond her programing. The AI Aunt expressed emotions and remembered every interaction they had once had together.

Finding affection and understanding from an AI companion is a parable that appeared in several Fringe shows this year. The future is here now. I sketched a court case in which a mom was suing Google and several AI companies after her son fell in love with a chat bot with the voice of Daenerys Targaryen. Though always programed to please, an AI bot cannot know the depths of human grief and pain.

When the son proclaimed his love for Daenarys he said, “What if I told you I could come home right now?”

Daenerys Targaryen: … please do, my sweet king,”

He picked up his fathers .45 caliber handgun and shot himself.

Google and the AI company had 8 lawyers working on the case while the mom had her single lawyer and assistant. This will be a David versus Goliath legal battle to prove that AI lacks checks and balances.

The title of the show, ://Shelf_Life, implies that we all have a shelf life, and we are not meant to live forever. Thinking that we need to bring loved ones back from the grave when we miss them, doesn’t mean that it is a good idea to do so. The reason so many authors create convincing works of fiction comes from the hole left when loved ones pass.  If AI does replicate loved ones, then we will all become less creative and less human. It is a dangerous future.

Thrones! The Musical Parody at Fringe

I binge watched Game of Thrones with Pam Schwartz a few months ago. We were left wanting as another season needs to be written and filmed with the ominous news that “Winter is coming.” Of course in Florida that might not be as ominous. This Fringe show is about a rabid group of Thrones fans introducing a friend to the show. Like the show their introduction is gory, sensual and at times hilarious.

Several woman waiting to get into the show admitted that they had never
seem Game of Thrones. They wanted to see if they could follow the plot
regardless. Since the show is about the fans rather than the entire plot
of the series, they might have succeeded but knowing the story arch
would certainly help going in.

One entire song was themes around stabbing. In one sensual scene Ygritte sings that, “You know nothing Jon Snow.” Probably referring to his virginity. In another scene  Daenerys Targaryen kneels on the arm chair being penetrated from behind by her Dothraki husband Drogo. Her song is about wanting to see him face to face as they make love. In each of her songs she proclaims who she is and her destiny to rule the seven kingdoms. Her repetition becomes a running gag.

50% comedy, 20% simulated sex, 20% song and dance and 10% fast costume changes, and everyone dies, the show was a strange light hearted fun romp.