Weekend Top 6 Picks for January 20th and 21st.

Saturday January 20, 2017

9am to 4pm Free. A Cops n’ Cars for kids Car Show. Oviedo Mall, 1700 Oviedo Mall Boulevard, Oviedo, FL. Law Reinforcement, fire an antique cars.

1pm to 4pm Free. A Women’s Rally Central Florida. Lake Eola Amphitheater. In conjunction with the Women’s March on Washington, we will Rally in solidarity as peaceful advocates and defenders of our rights, our safety, our health, and our families.
The Women’s Rally–Central Florida is a non-partisan call to action,
through unity in diversity, on behalf of all women. We invite supporters
and defenders of all ages, races, genders, orientations, socio-economic
groups, and religious beliefs to join us.
In the spirit of
democracy, and honoring the champions of human rights, dignity, and
justice who have come before us, join us and have a voice in our
individual and collective futures.
This is an inclusive event, and everyone who supports women’s rights is welcome.

SPEAKERS: TBD

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7pm to 9pm Free. Functionally Literate presents: Kelly Luce & Dan Lopez.  Blue Bamboo Center For The Arts 1905 Kentucky Ave, Winter Park, Florida. Our first Function of 2017 features readings & signings by:

KELLY LUCE, former Kerouac House resident and author of Pull Me Under.

DAN LOPEZ, Lambda Literary Award-winner and author of The Show House
Doors 6:30pm, show 7:15pm
FREE :: RSVP below via Eventbrite
Beer & wine available. Books for sale by Bookmark It.
Seating note: “Local” and “Orlandoan” level members of the Burrow Press Illiterati need not reserve a seat via Eventbrite. They also get a free drink at each event and a classy (trashy?) FuncLit koozie. Does this sound nice? Join the Illiterati: burrow press.com/hush

PARKING

Parking lots: available in grass lot across from the venue, and paved lot to the west.

Ride Share: If you sign up for Lyft using the code LYFTBP you’ll get a free ride and they’ll donate $10 to Burrow Press!

ABOUT THE AUTHORS

Kelly Luce is the author of Three Scenarios in Which Hana Sasaki Grows a Tail and the novel Pull Me Under. Her work has been recognized by fellowships from the MacDowell Colony, Ucross Foundation, Sozopol Fiction Seminars, Ragdale Foundation, the Kerouac Project, and Jentel Arts, and has appeared in the Chicago Tribune, Salon, O, the Oprah Magazine, The Southern Review, and other publications.

Dan Lopez’s work has appeared in The Millions, Story chord, Time Out New York, Los Angeles Review of Books and Lambda Literary, among others. The Show House is his first novel. He lives in Santa Monica.

Sunday January 21, 2017.

10am to 4pm Free. Lake Eola Farmers Market. Lake Eola Park, East Washington Street, Orlando, FL. Weekly. 

2pm to 4pm Free. Yoga. Near the red gazip0, Lake Eola Park, 195 N Rosalind Ave, Orlando, FL. 

10pm to 4pm Free. Comedy Open Mic. Austin’s Coffee, 929 W Fairbanks Ave, Winter Park, FL. Free comedy show! Come out & laugh, or give it a try yourself.

Protesting the Trans-Pacific Partnership in Tampa.

The Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) writes the rules for global trade—rules that were originally intended to increase made-in-America exports, grow the American economy, support well-paying American jobs, and strengthen the American middle class. The TPP is a trade agreement that brings together 12 countries
along the Pacific Rim, in what would be the world’s largest free trade
area, accounting for 40 percent of the global economy.

On the drive on to a Tampa protest, however, I was told there are economic reasons to believe that TPP will not only fail
to provide the promised benefits but actually make things worse. TPP reduces tariffs between partnering countries but tariffs are already low. A more expensive dollar makes imports cheaper and exports less competitive in foreign markets. the result of that is of course corporations sending jobs over seas. Critics of the TPP reference the failures of NAFTA, which was first
conceived during this period by the original champion of trickle-down,
Ronald Reagan
. Leading up to the 1994 elections, NAFTA garnered
bipartisan support. Global Trade Watch’s
assessment of NAFTA’s “20 year legacy” demonstrated that an estimated one million jobs have been lost to NAFTA.

Several dozen protesters gathered in Tampa to Protest TPP on a rainy Thursday. Banners were unfurled in a strip mall parking lot and then protesters marched a long a busy street as the rain fell harder. Police kept a polite distance. I resisted sketching until protesters gathered in a public park. It poured. The demonstration then moved to a building where a meeting about the partnership was taking place. The protesters were kept at a distance a way from the building entrance in the rain. A few cars honked their support. It is hard say if this protest made a difference but it is good to know people don’t take destructive policies and back room politics lying down.

My Queer Valentine.

I went to the Jack Kerouac House 1418 (Clouser Ave, Orlando, Florida) for My Queer Valentine).  Love is love, and no matter if you’re single or taken, heartbroken or healed, it’s an honor to be able to share stories of love. Just two days after Valentine’s Day, four authors shared there own queer love stories.

Readers , included Sarah Viren, Claire Robin Thorne, Amber Norman and Ashley Inguanta (in the sketch). The evening was sponsored by Burrow Press and hosted by the Jack Kerouac House. The literary scene seems so much more vibrant than the visual arts scene in Orlando. There are literally dozens o reading events in town attended by crowds of eager listeners, yet artists seldom gather and share their work. Parker Sketch hosts a monthly Critique session which helps fill that void but otherwise artists only meet at openings.

Steam Machine, a Steampunk Event.

The Orlando Museum of  Art hosts a monthly exhibit for local artists on the first Thursday of every month. They rang in the new year with a Steampunk themed evening. Intricate steampunk sculptures and costumes dominated the 1st Thursday gallery that is to the left of the rotunda as you enter the museum. Outside the entrance, a series of blank panels were set up so that patrons could use the supplied spray paint cans to get their graffiti on. Actors from Phantasmagoria dressed in Victorian black and blood-red costumes circulated in the crowd, building the excitement with their turn- of-the century British accents.

 The most exciting performance of the evening came when the Phantasmagoria troupe took over the least populated end of the 1st Thursday gallery. John DiDonna stood on the circus-like, steampunk-themed barrel and shouted to gain patrons’ attention. He would make any sideshow hawker proud. The crowning act was a woman who could swallow a sword. Members of the audience crowded close and John asked several to test the blade to verify its authenticity and sharpness. She swallowed the sword with ease. A second time she swallowed the sword and bent forward at the waist to take a bow. A woman was picked from the audience to extricate the sword. John shouted that the sword was resting on the actress’s heart. The woman gingerly removed the sword, uncertain and then delighted like a child when she held the heavy blade. She ran back into the audience wide-eyed and beaming.

I chatted with Logan Anderson and tried to convince him to create a poem written on the sidewalk inside one of Orlando’s 27 blue busking boxes. He explained that there is a paint that is invisible when dry and can only be seen when the pavement gets wet with rain. I told him to do it for the Blue Box Initiative and put out a tip jar as he worked. “The streets are paved with gold!” I shouted. Of course I’ve never made a dime sketching, but I don’t put out a tip jar. He told me that for Art in Odd Places, an artist used gold leaf to fill cracks in the sidewalks in a certain spot downtown. The gold leaf has since washed away, but all the drains downtown send water to Lake Eola. It stands to reason that there must be gold in the lake basin. It is time to get those gold pans out and step into the lake to find that mother lode.

Paint Strong Orlando

The Orange County Library System (101 E Central Blvd, Orlando, Florida 32801) hosted Paint Strong Orlando which is a collection of original works created in response to the tragedy at Pulse nightclub by local Orlando artists. Local art-supply store Sam Flax of Orlando donated materials to artists who wanted to create works of art dedicated to the victims and collected more than 250 pieces, which were on display at the Orlando Public from September 15 through October 2016.

The Paint Strong Orlando opening reception displayed these pieces, which celebrate the strength of our community. Sam Flax gave a brief talk himself about how he isn’t an artist but he wanted to find a way to offer creative expression in the wake of the Pulse tragedy. Paintings were hung on every floor of the Library. The reception was incredibly crowded. It was tough finding the right angle to sketch. Linda Saracino offered her advice on where I might position myself. The sketch was done to the vertical dimensions of the Library newsletter, because it was considered as a possible cover image. The “Pulse Love” painting was done by Betsy Brabrandt and the eye bleeding a rainbow was painted by Della Morte.

K.C. Cali sat on the library floor beside me as I sketched. She had a painting in the show at though I never picked it out as one of her pieces. She was upset about the loss that the evening was honoring. 49 people lost their lives, and 250 works of art struggled to find meaning in the senseless loss. I have yet to count all the sketches 1 have done in the wake of the Pulse tragedy. The number continues to rise. K.C. wiped away tears and I stopped sketching to talk to her. This was the first sketch I didn’t complete during the course of an event.

The Toxic Avenger roars into the Shakes.

I went to a dress rehearsal for the Central Florida premiere of The Toxic Avenger Musical!

The show featured a live rock band on stage behind the action!

Greater Orlando Actors Theatre is bringing this hilarious musical comedy to the stage.  The show has mature content and may not be appropriate for children.

Armed with superhuman strength and a heart as big as Newark, Melvin Ferd The Third (Adam McCabe) is out to save New Jersey, end global warming and woo the prettiest, blindest librarian in town. Don’t miss The Toxic Avenger live on stage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. The Toxic Avenger is based on the 1985 classic cult film from Troma Studios and features music and lyrics by David Bryan with book and lyrics by Joe DiPietro.

I’m a sucker for a musical and this show features me home state of New Jersey being slimmed by the rich and sleazy Manhattan. When Melvin is thrown in a vat of toxic green sludge, he becomes the super human but malformed Toxic Avenger. The only girl who could love this misshapen beast with an eye ball on his cheek would be the blind librarian, Sarah (Jillian Gizzi). She does an amazing job of being sexy, funny and always facing the wrong way when speaking to someone. This has to be every single guys fantasy, to be loved by a girl who is blind his flaws. In many ways, the show reminded me of “Little Shop of Horrors” with the geek suddenly getting his every desire. Though the Avenger won the love of his girl he could not let her touch him for fear that she would discover just how malformed he was.

As the show was being rehearsed, the set was still being painted. A former student of mine, Megan was busy painting a stone facade along with Julia Gagne on the stage. My favorite song had to be, “Bitch, Bitch, slut, slut, lire, lire, whore. I find myself humming that song at the most inopportune times. Being an in it in, run through in the theatre there were a few staging mishaps, but even those were so funny that they added to the shows entertainment value. There was plenty of gender bending and one sultry, hairy legged dame said to me, “Draw like one of your French girls” as she-he, walked up the aisle on a break.   This show is as entertaining as a bounce house full of kids in from of a strip club. Don’t miss it!

STARRING: Leesa Castaneda – Mayor Babs Belgoody/Ma Ferd/Nun
Adam DelMedico, White Dude
Daniel Martinez, Ethnic Dude

Director, Jay Levy
Musical Director, Theresa Leigh Smith-Levin,
Choreographer – Shawn Michael Lowe,
Producer – Paul Castaneda.

The remaining show times are January 15,19, 20, 21 and 22, 2017 at 8pm in the
Lowndes Shakespeare Complex in the Mandell Theatre (812 E Rollins St.
Orlando, Fl. 32803). For tickets go to www.goatgroup.tix.com or call
407-990-1887.

ODD 19 at Wally’s Liquors.

Once a month, I host a free sketch outing called, ODD (Orlando Drink and Draw). The first ODD event of 2017 was held at Wally’s Mills Avenue Liquors, (1001 N Mills Ave, Orlando, FL 32803).
Wally’s is a landmark dive bar with a rocking jukebox, serving beer and stiff drinks since 1954. My original goal for ODD was to visit Orlando’s best dive bars. Wally’s definitely is x epitome of a drive bar. 

Upon entering, there is a liquor store to the right with a wide assortment of bottles. Opposite that, two men sat at a table looking at a sports event on the tube. The bar itself is in the back. A U shaped bar fills the tight space. The wallpaper of nude women is the first thing the caught my eyes. I picked a stool at the corner of the bar and ordered a Rolling Rock. Two guys and a gal sat opposite me. Patrons go to Wally’s with one objective, and that is to get drunk. The two guys seemed pretty wasted. The woman, sporting a nose ring and a skull cap fingered her phone and kept her friends amused with the latest Facebook news.  Within minutes of starting the sketch, one of the guys came over to see what I was up to. It turns out he is an artist himself and he spoke for some time about the quick two minute sketches he once did of the patrons at the bar. I overheard some of their conversation which was largely about who had slept with whom and the emotional ramifications. Orlando is a small down, and news travels fast on the streets.

Another bar patron approached me and he said my sketch reminded him of the work of a short little French artist. He got down on his knees to demonstrate the artists height, and I shouted, “Toulouse!” He had seen a movie about Toulouse Lautrec which was made back in the 60s. He said if Toulouse were to enter Wally’s, he would be sketching, just like me. Though my sketch wasn’t finished, he asked if he could share what I was doing. He lifted the sketchbook like a sacred document and shared it with everyone who was in the sketch. A poet entered the bar through the back door. He was asked to chime in on t sketch and he said, “I only can express an opinion about literature, I don’ know much about visual arts.” Then he looked at the sketch and simply shouted “Damn!” He is a man who knows how to use words. The bar maid checked on my progress several times.

Linda Saracino showed up and then Viviana Castro. Viviana could only stay for 20 minutes so she rushed to get a thumbnail sketch done. Then Wendy Wallenberg showed up and she lit up the Internet with a selfie and controversy. Online, Elizabeth Maupin said she had bee warned to never go in the place. She is an artist but I haven’t convinced her to whip out her sketchbook yet. Out in the parking lot Wendy kept yelling at cars that parked to near her Porche. The guys windows were rolled down, so they might have heard her. I was afraid she might start a brawl. 

The night was an adventure. We listened to some good Beetles music on the Jukebox, joked with the regulars and had a couple of beers while sketching. Then Wendy stepped in despite the smoke to make the evening true ODD.

Weekend Top 6 Picks for January 14th and 15th.

Saturday January 14, 2017 

 8am to 9pm $5 – $25 40th Annual Central Florida Highland Games. Saturday and Sunday. Central Winds Park 1000 Central Winds Dr, Winter Springs, Florida 32708. Celebrate the 40th anniversary of the
games by watching traditional athletics, listening to Scottish music
including bagpipes, learn about the Scottish Clans, and taste
traditional Scottish food and beer. For more information about tickets
and the games, please visit www.flascot.com.

5pm to 8pm Free. Crealde Night of Fire. Crealde School of Art, 600 St Andrews Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792. Tour Crealdé’s studios and galleries, participate in hands-on workshops
and demonstrations including a bronze pour, and register for specially
priced classes. There will be live music, food, refreshments, and
storytelling around the fire.

6pm to 8pm Free.  Art Splash. Downtown Mount Dora. Can sell art for free. Busking allowed.

Sunday January 15, 2017 

Noon to 3pm Donation. Music at the Casa. Casa Feliz Historic Home Museum, 656 N Park Ave, Winter Park, FL 32789. Matt Festa Jazz Saxophone. Members of the public are invited to visit our historic home museum to listen to live music and take a tour
of our historic home museum and the James Gamble Rogers II Studio by
trained docents.  Come as
you are–casual attire, light refreshments served, children welcome!
For information on upcoming “Music at the Casa” performances, visit Upcoming Events.

2pm to 4pm Free Yoga. Lake Eola Park, 195 N Rosalind Ave, Orlando, FL. Every week.

7pm to 10pm Free. Going Native. Grand Bohemian Hotel Orlando, Autograph Collection, 325 S Orange Ave, Orlando, FL 32801. Exhibit featuring local artists,

Donna Dowless

Tom Sadler

Margaret Juul

Greg Byrd

Phillip Anthony

Ursela Schwartz

Sally Evans

Alana Ohern,Elizabeth St Hilare

MTV Pulse Documentary at Falcon Bar.

MTV aired a documentary about Pulse survivors. Since I don’t have a TV, I put out a call on Facebook, to see if anyone wanted a guest to watch the show. Melissa Marie let me know that they would air the show at Falcon Bar in Thornton Park. I arrived early and got a high top table with a view of the bar and The TVs.

The documentary was hard to watch in the beginning since it is all so close to home. Survivors got to meet people who helped them that night live on camera. Others visited memorials to honor friends they had lost. Two young women from Philadelphia had been visiting Orlando on the night of June 12th. They were both shot on their only experience of Orlando nightlife. Each woman was recovering in their own way. One seemed able to block the memories to feel secure day to day while the other relives the experience daily and is seeking on going counseling. Both are far from a full recovery.

Although the subject was raw and visceral, the show tended to feel a bit like a reality TV show in which incidents are manufactured for the sake of the drama. I’m glad I go to see the documentary however, which offered insights in to the emotional impact of surviving such a horrific public mass shooting. Only yesterday a gunman opened fire in a Fort Lauderdale airport. The gun was in his checked in baggage, which is legal as it turns out. I’ve always been afraid to even pack a shaving razor in my luggage since 9-11. This insane gun violence is out of control and any attempts at gun reform are always shot down.

Candlelight vigil at Walmart.

I went to a candlelight vigil at Walmart Supercenter, (3101 Princeton Street, Princeton, Orlando, FL). The vigil was in memory of Master Sergeant Debora Clayton, and Deputy Norm Lewis. Clayton was shot by Markeith Loyd,
41, while in pursuit. The shooter was a  suspect in the murder of  pregnant mother Sade Dixon who was believed to be killed by her ex-boyfriend. Clayton was shot after she spotted the suspect outside the Walmart on Princeton Street
around 7:15 a.m. Monday. She was among the first wave of officers who responded on the evening of June 12th at the Pulse nightclub shoot in which 49 people lost the or lives.

After shooting Clayton, authorities said Loyd fled toward the Pine Hills
neighborhood, where he fired shots at a deputy’s cruiser and carjacked a
vehicle. Orange County Sheriff’s Deputy Norman Lewis, an 11-year veteran, was killed in a crash as authorities gave pursuit. Markeith Loyd was still eluding capture on the day of the vigil. The reward is being raised from $60,000 to $100,000 for information leading to the arrest of Loyd.

As I walked towards the vigil, two police cruisers were parked in front of the Walmart entrance. A makeshift memorial was set up with live flowers, Mylar helium balloons  and a large stuffed plush dalmatian. Photographers shot photos of the memorial and the small crowd lit candles. Votive candles were left burning curbside at the memorial.   Loud motorcycles rode into the parking lot. I thought a biker gang had stopped to pay their respects, but the bikes were parked and the biker gang went inside to shop.

I heard a metallic bang to my right as I sketched. Some careless driver had backed up into one of the motorcycles. The driver paused for a moment like a deer in the headlights when he realized there were police everywhere.  Then he drove away. A mourner pursued a bit on foot trying to read the license plate. He only caught the first three digits. When the biker came out of Walmart an officer apologized. The hit and run driver had gotten away. The bike wasn’t knocked over, so the damage must have been minimal. Cowards flee, believing they protected their boundaries.