The Mudflappers

At Florida Blog Con the closing keynote by Pat Moore of Marketing Nutz. Nothing she talked about made any practical sense. I glanced around the auditorium and most people seemed to be surfing the web or checking their Facebook status.

There was a Ford after party in Full Sail‘s back Lot. Sysco provided the food, and Pinnacle Vodka provided the drinks. The Mudflappers provided the entertainment. I pulled over a chair and sketched. One woman and her child danced to the music but for the most part the music was something people shouted over. I’m sure I should have mingled but it is just as important that I do what I do. The performers thought that I was writing an extensive review. I last saw the Mudflappers at a Fringe Fundraiser at Hard Rock Live. Their music is lively and fun and I tapped my toe as I sketched. Their music pulls its influences from the outlaw country of Johnny
Cash
, the blazing bluegrass of Earl Scruggs,  the roaming melodies of gypsy swing
à la Django Reinhardt, to the prohibitionary jazz of your local
speakeasy. This sonic gumbo is held together by the sultrily celestial
harmonies of leading lady Sarah Elizabeth Patrick the violinist who, as it turns out, is expecting a baby. Her flapper’s dress hid that fact quite well. Soon there will be a little Mudflapper kicking up his or her heels.

 When the band stopped, one performer stopped over to see what I was up to. He knew my work and said one of my sketches was being used as his laptop desktop. I smiled, but groaned inside, there was another use of my work where I wasn’t getting paid. Then all the performers started coming over.

By the time I was done, most people had left. I had some pasta , a coke and some incredible peanut butter cupcakes and then headed home. I learned plenty at the conference and now it was time to implement changes going forward.

Florida Blog Con Speakers

The first speaker I heard at Florida Blog Con was Katy Widrick, she explained why bloggers need a media kit and branding plan. She is the executive producer at Growing Bolder Media group and she has seen media kits that are good, ban and ugly. This is the first time I’ve considered the need for a media kit but now it is on my to do list.

The next speaker Jennette Scott explained how to make money blogging. This was a real eye opener. I tried setting up Google Ads on the blog last year and didn’t see a cent from it so I disabled the service. With Google ads, you make $1 for every thousand impressions. I never made a dollar. The turning point was when I started seeing Full Sail ads on AADW. I immediately dumped Google ads. Jennette explained affiliate marketing which is her primary way of making money from her blog. Any time someone clicks on a link on her blog, she makes money. I use links extensively so this feature seems a no brainer. She collaborates with IZEA which is an Orlando Internet marketing group that has celebrities market products using social media. Other ways Jennette makes money blogging include direct sponsorships, freelance gigs, paid content, and free items that she is given to write about. Amazingly she makes more money now than she ever did in her previous 9 to 5 job.

After lunch, Jason Headsetsdot.com, the founder of I wear your shirt spoke about “How to sell Yourself Without Selling Out”. He was hilarious. He started asking companies to pay him if he would wear their logo on a tee shirt for a day. Amazingly this turned out to be a very lucrative way to make money in the age of social media. Even his dog began wearing company logos and the dog became an instant Internet celebrity. Jason’s advice included…

1. Be different.

2. Build an audience.

3. Be interesting.

4. Under promise and over deliver.

5. Know what you control.

6. Find your niche. What is your style?

7. Build your list. Building an e-mail list of people interested in your site is important.

8. Create content and syndicate that content.

9. Sell that shit.

10. Be different and work hard. You don’t get what you don’t ask for.

11. Give people their crack, interact!

Jason actually sold his last name. He put out a Facebook invite for any company to buy his last name. The highest bidder was Headsets.com who paid him $30,000 for the rights and so Headsets.com is Jason’s last name. I have much to learn as I begin to monetize, and market Analog Artist Digital World in a brave new world.

Florida Blog Con

Central Florida Top 5‘s Bess Auer began the annual Blog Con three years ago. It has been an annual pilgrimage for me to cover the conference. This year’s conference, on Saturday, September 21, was at Full Sail University in Full Sail Live. It was a one-day gathering of the state’s biggest bloggers and social media pros. One of the sponsors was Bahama Breeze and a spokesman got up to the podium and announced that one lucky conference attendee would win an expense paid trip if they were seated at a table that had a Bahama Breeze certificate taped underneath it. Darn it, I wasn’t even seated at a table! Everyone scrambled, first feeling blindly under the tables with their hands and then getting on all fours to look. The lucky winner was in the back of the room. The theme for this year’s conference, was “Be Awesome!”

Pat Williams, an author, blogger and Senior Vice President of the Orlando Magic was the keynote speaker. His message was about how to be successful in life and blogging. “In tough times, you’re very teachable. Don’t waste those moments: turn suffering into lessons.” he said. His advice can be summed up in a ten step process…

1. Think the right kind of thoughts.

2. Say the right kind of words.

3.  Be specific in your goal setting.

4. Be responsible.

5. Seek out the right kind of friends.

6. Turn set backs into strengths.

7. Go the second mile.

8. Never give up.

9.  Character counts.

10. Love life and have faith.

Alice Lost in Wonderland Dress Rehearsal

Alice Lost in Wonderland written and directed by Rob Winn Anderson had its original world premiere at the Garden Theatre (160 West Plant Street, Winter Garden FL.). The show marks Beth Marshall Presents’ 9th production in partnership with The Garden Theatre. The first thing that struck me was the wonderful Steam punk mental asylum set by Tom Mangieri. It was vaguely reminiscent of the set for Wicked.

Actors gathered for a group photo and then ran through a fight sequence choreographed by Bill Warriner. Becky Eck, who played Jane stood on stage alone as other actors got into place.  I assumed from the title that I should look to sketch Alice, but it became quite clear that Jane was the lead character. I had sketched auditions and heard several dozen actresses read for the part of Jane. When I saw the monologue performed by Becky in the context of the play, I was floored, astonished at the meaning and implied emotion in her performance.

  Alice Lost in Wonderland, uses Lewis Carroll’s classic book to inspire
the story of Jane’s frantic search for what she has lost. Years
of falling in and out of mental institutions have broken her and now she
finds herself in a terrifying situation where chances are final and
journeys into dark places are both wonderful and haunting. This
whimsical psychological thriller steps out of reality and into a
shattered mind to create a classically creepy and intriguingly creative
journey through wonderland.

In one compelling moment Jane is stripped of her cheerful childhood clothes by grey institution patients. She stands bare for a moment in her bra and panties and then the patients slip the dingy grey institution uniform over her head. It becomes clear that her Wonderland quest makes her one of them. I was delighted to see Tod Caviness as the Caterpillar. He gave the character a hip 60’s flair that only a poet could perform.

Jane’s search for Alice in Wonderland is actually a way for her to avoid horrible memories from her past. As these memories surface, the play takes a dark sinister turn to face the worst in human nature. This is NOT a kids show. Issues and horrors faced are all too real. The show is quick witted and light when in the Wonderland fantasy then grey and sinister when facing the realities of doctors who consider electroshock therapy an enlightened practical approach to mental health. This show is a perfect addition to the Halloween season.

Mark Your Calendar! This show runs through November 3rd. Show times are Fridays at 8pm, Saturdays at 2pm and 8pm, and Sundays at 2pm. Tickets are $25 for adults ($21 for seniors/students). There will also be an Industry Night on Monday, October 28 at 8pm. This show is open to the public with $15 tickets for those in the theatre industry. Pilars Bar next door will be open and offering drink specials for patrons on Industry Nite Monday Oct. 28th.

Get your tickets now at BethMarshallPresents.com or GardenTheatre.org!

Weekend Top 6 Picks

Weekend Top 6 Picks

Saturday October 19, 2013

10am to 2pm. 4th annual Asian Cultural EXPO. Free. Village Lake, Downtown Disney West Side Walt Disney World Resort.  Showcase the Culture of China ● Japan ● Philippines ● Polynesia ● Taiwan through exhibitions, performances and crafts. Bring your lawn chair to enjoy these exciting performances. http://asiatrendmagazine.com/asian-cultural-expo.html

3pm to 7pm. Cruisin’ Downtown DeLand Car Show. Free. East Indiana Ave Downtown DeLand, Deland FL Classic cars & rods.  Live DJ, giveaways, shopping & dining. Fun for the family! Every 3rd Saturday night.

7pm to 2am. Haunting at The Haven. Free. Haven Lounge 6700 Aloma Avenue, Winter Park, Fl.  An all night, exclusive Costume Party. This 18 and up event will feature some of the hottest and most controversial artists in underground music as well as a costume contest with a grand prize of 2 FREE passes to Halloween Horror Nights 23 at Universal Studios Orlando! First runner up will receive a gift card of $25 to spend as they like!

Sunday October 20, 2013

5pm to 9pm. Orlando Food Truck Bazaar. Free to enter. Fashion Square Mall 3201 East Colonial Drive Orlando FL. http://www.thedailycity.com/2011/05/thedailycitycom-food-truck-bazaar.html

9pm to 11pm. Solo Acoustic Spoken Word. Free. Natura Coffee and Tea 12078 Collegiate Way. (407) 482-5000.

10pm to 12am. Sick Of It Presents: Rancid Karaoke Cover Set. Will’s Pub 1042 N. Mills Avenue, Orlando, Fl. You come up out of the crowd and sing your favorite Rancid songs with a live band…YOU’RE the singer!

Sugar Skull Decorating Workshop

Carolina Suarez-Garcia held a Sugar Skull Decorating Workshop in CityArts Factory (29 S. Orange Ave, Orlando FL). The dozen or so attendees learned how to make sugar skulls using sugar and then how to decorate the skulls using colored icings. Kattya Graham performed traditional songs on guitar as everyone worked on their skulls.

All the skulls decorated All were eligible to be exhibited in the 4th Annual Dia de los Muertos and Monster Factory Exhibit on October 17th. Carolina explained that sugar Skulls are decorated in a relatives memory. The relatives name is often written on the back of the skull. It is believed that the gates of heaven are opened at
midnight on October 31, and the spirits of all deceased
children (angelitos) are allowed to reunite with their families
for 24 hours. On November 2, the spirits of the adults
come down to enjoy the festivities that are prepared for them.

In most villages, beautiful altars (ofrendas) are made
in each home. They are decorated with candles, buckets of wild marigolds mounds of fruit, peanuts, plates of turkey mole,
stacks of tortillas and big Day-of-the-Dead breads called pan de muerto. The altar needs to have lots of food, bottles of soda,
hot cocoa and water for the weary spirits. The living feast on the alter at the end of the evening.

Sugar art was brought to the New World by Italian missionaries in the
17th century. The first Church mention of sugar art was from Palermo at
Easter time when little sugar lambs and angels were made to adorn the
side altars in the Catholic Church.

Mark your calendar! The 4th Annual Dia de los Muertos and Monster Factory Exhibit and Block Party starting at 6pm to 11pm on October 17th promises to be Bigger and better than ever. The award winning block party
and exhibit will have Live Music by Tacatantan Records featuring Los Nadie,
Kattya Graham, Doomino and Kevin Stever, Live Art Performances by ME
Dance
, Salvador Live and Phantasmagoria, Giant Mojiganga Puppet
Procession and Exhibit, Artist and Vendors, delicious food by Wako
Taco
and The Vegan Hot Dog Cart, a Costume contest – Win a Prize Pack
which includes 2 tickets to Spooky Empire Weekend of Horror!!!, Kids Craft Area from 6pm-8pm sponsored by the Young Artist’s Group, Face Painting, and much more!

Phantasmagoria: Hell Hath Risen

Phantasmagoria began with two wayward travelers, the Brothers Grimm, in the woods searching for a band of storytellers. Projections throughout the show offered a macabre sense of place. The Mandell Theater in the John and Rita Lowndes Shakespeare Center, had it’s seating was arranged in the round, with bleachers on three sides. With a flash the cast began to appear. The Phantasmagoria cast had been telling their tales for centuries. The brothers had written down some of the tales but watered them down a bit so as not to terrify children. The brothers were despised for this treachery, for these stories, when told right, spring fully to life as horrifying as that might be. Children in these tales are the murderous ones as seen in Grimm story “How the Children Played at
Slaughtering.” The entire crew of well over a dozen players kept the energy high.

Poe, Dickens, and other literary masters

Poe, Dickens, and other literary masters

Stories are told at times in unison by members of the cast. The atmosphere was perpetually dark and sinister. My book light died half way through the show. I’ve seen enough “Ghost Hunters” to know that spirits will drain a battery in order to manipulate objects in the material world. I was left to guess at colors and values. Stories included  “Myth of Pandora”,  Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Cask Of Amontillado”  and Charles Dickens “A Mad Man’s
Manuscript” which did not star Don Draper. The stories remain true to the originals written at the turn of the century. There were skull lined catacombs and murderous husbands. Dead loved ones returned as skeletal remains. Blades were brandished. The cast lived these stories and once a story was started it had to be finished much like a game of Jumanji.

The silks were used between stories by Dion Smith and Mila Makarova while Gina Makarova worked her ring routine. Skeletons danced in a mysterious blue glow among silks but the final battle against a huge dragon puppet that took three puppeteers to operate was a climactic moment not to be missed. Few survived. John explained that the Halloween day performance would continue the last story resolving the cliff hanger ending. I look forward to seeing this show each year and this is definitely the best production so far. This is an October tradition that will chill your bones for the horrors to come. John DiDonna, the director, debated about weather he should have the cast come out for a bow. The ending is so shocking that it might make sense for the audience to leave in devastated silence. I however hope they allow for the chance to break the spell with thunderous applause.

PHANTASMAGORIA IV: Hell Hath Risen
WHEN:
Oct 11th – 31st 2013
Fri, Sat, Sun @ 8:30pm
Special shows Monday Oct 21st and 28th and Halloween show on the 31st! All shows at 8:30pm
(Halloween show includes a very special epilogue not seen on other nights!)
All evening performances at 8:30pm (Box opens at 7:50pm/Doors at 8:10pm)
WHERE:
Mandell Theatre, John and Rita Lowndes Shakespeare Center
Loch Haven Park, Orlando, FL
TICKETS:
General Admission $20.00 / Student and Senior $15.00
Reserve (for will call cash at door) 407-328-9005
Credit card orders www.redchairproject.com
PARKING:

Parking available in lots directly in Loch Haven, or in Science Center
Parking Garage off of Princeton (Next to Mennello Museum of Art)

Phantasmagoria Dressing Room

I went to the John and Rita Lowndes Shakespeare Center,(812 E. Rollins St., Orlando, FL), to sketch a dress rehearsal for Phantasmagoria IV: Hell Hath Risen. DiDonna Productions and
The Empty Spaces Theatre Co(llaboration), is proud to present the fourth
installment of their Macabre Halloween Celebrations. John greeted me when I entered and gave me a quick run down of the evening’s timetable. Since it was over an hour till the start of the run through, I asked if I could sketch the actors getting into makeup. With a flourish, John opened the dressing room curtain and introduced me. I already knew dancer Dion Smith, so I felt at home. An actress even told me that the two chairs next to the costume rack were free so I quickly sat and got to work.

Make up can take well over an hour for a show like this since skin is supposed to have a sinister ghostly cast. Eye lashes were exceedingly long and multiple layers of eyeliner accentuated the eyes. Seth Kubersky, one of the co-directors, entered and joked saying, “Three years sketching the Orlando Arts scene has been just a cover so you could sketch in actresses dressing rooms.” He has a point, this is as good as it gets in terms of back stage access. This is a subject that can never get old.

A stage manager shouted “Five minutes till fight rehearsal!” Actors shouted back, “Thank you five!” Not every actress was in costume. They quickly got into their Victorian dresses and went out for the fight sequence rehearsal before the run through of the show. When they were done, they quickly returned to the dressing room to finish up. There is a chaos and energy to these final moments that is quite addictive. As the actors rushed to get ready, I rushed to finish the sketch.

John gathered the entire cast and had them hold hands in a circle. “It has been four amazing years. For 2000 years this has been going on. Make the audience think. Live each story to the fullest. See you on the other side!”

PHANTASMAGORIA IV–“Hell Hath Risen
WHEN:
Oct 11th – 31st 2013
Fri, Sat, Sun @ 8:30pm
Special shows Monday Oct 21st and 28th and Halloween show on the 31st! All shows at 8:30pm
(Halloween show includes a very special epilogue not seen on other nights!)
All evening performances at 8:30pm (Box opens at 7:50pm/Doors at 8:10pm)
WHERE:
Mandell Theatre, John and Rita Lowndes Shakespeare Center
Loch Haven Park, Orlando, FL
TICKETS:
General Admission $20.00 / Student and Senior $15.00
Reserve (for will call cash at door) 407-328-9005
Credit card orders www.redchairproject.com
PARKING:

Parking available in lots directly in Loch Haven, or in Science Center
Parking Garage off of Princeton (Next to Mennello Museum of Art)

Boycott SeaWorld

Recently I saw the documentary film Blackfish at the Enzian Theater (300 S Orlando Ave, Maitland, FL). The film is about Tilikum, (Tilly), a killer whale who killed a SeaWorld trainer several years ago. The film opens with the 911 call to retrieve the body.  Tilly was captured in the wild. The killer whale pod split in two with the females and children going up one estuary while the males went another way avert the pursuing boats. Spotter planes however redirected the pursuit. In a horrible west coast floating sea park called Sea Land of the Pacific, Tilly had to spend each evening in a cramped pitch black holding module 20 feet deep and 28 feet in diameter with two adult killer whales who attacked him every night. Each morning he had new bloody wounds. Tilly attacked and killed a handler named Keltie Byrne at that park in 1991.

When that sea park folded,  Sea World Orlando purchased Tilly on January 9th of 1992 because they didn’t have a male killer whale. Tilly was responsive and bright but his dorsal fin was misshapen, sagging sadly to the side. This never seen in the wild. It is not unusual for animals in circuses, zoos, traveling exhibits, and
amusement parks to injure or kill trainers. On July 6th 1999, Daniel P. Dukes a park patron hid and stayed in the Orlando SeaWorld park overnight. He had the brilliant idea to swim in Tilly’s enclosure. The next morning they found his nude dead body, on Tilly’s back as the killer whale did laps in his tiny cement pool. An autopsy of the body found multiple wounds, contusions, and abrasions,
and concluded he may have died from hypothermia and drowning. It also
noted “laceration and avulsion of the scrotum and testes”. In other words, his nuts were chewed off.

On February 24, 2010 Tilly killed the lead SeaWorld trainer Dawn Brancheau. Sea World put a spin on the story released to the media,
blaming the Dawn, because she had a pony tail
that may have gotten caught in Tilikum’s teeth, stating further that the
trainer’s hair may have also been confused for a toy or a fish because Dawn had been holding a fish previously and may have touched her
hair afterwards, leaving the scent. SeaWorld would be innocent, if the trainer was seen to be at fault in the eye of public opinion. Video shows Tilly
dragging dawn by the arm. According to the six-page  autopsy report, Dawn’s left arm and part of her
scalp were ripped off, she suffered spinal cord injuries, her ribs were
broken, as were bones in her legs, arms, and face, she had bruises and
cuts all over her body, and, ultimately, she was drowned.

Other SeaWorld trainers realized that they could be next, so they went on camera for the Blackfish documentary. One reason Tilly is still in captivity is because his sperm is needed to impregnate the female killer whales. 21 killer whales calves have been born in captivity using his sperm. He is actually masturbated by trainers rather than breed naturally. which violates the court order to keep trainers fron having contact with the killer whale.

Tilikum returned to performing on March 30, 2011 using his fluke everyday to soak the crowds of spectators who pay to see him swim in the tight enclosure. After every performance he is sent to solitary confinement. In the wild his dorsal fin would stand erect as it sliced through open water. He could be part of a social pod that hunted together. These aren’t cute plush toys to be exploited. They are killer whales that are majestic in the wild. They may follow orders from their captives to survive captivity but you can only push a killer whale so far before they snap. Any killer whale in captivity has psychological scars. People still pay, perhaps hoping to see the next one snap. Trainers are expendable but a killer whale is a gold mine.

On September 15th, over 50 people showed up for this demonstration standing in the blazing sun in front of the Sea World entrance to dissuade people from going inside. Unfortunately the park had been open for several hours so traffic was on the light side. Passers by honked in support. Others shouted out in anger that they would spend their money as they pleased.

PETA’s 5 Reasons to Boycott SeaWorld…

  1. Twenty-four dead killer whales – and counting. Of the 24 killer whales who have died at SeaWorld since 1986, not one died of old age. Many of their deaths were caused by captivity-induced illnesses.
  2. Life in a bathtub
    drains marine mammals’ spirits. Forcing animals who naturally travel up
    to 100 miles a day in the open ocean to swim in continuous circles in
    tiny, barren concrete tanks causes stress-related behaviors, including
    suicide.
  3. SeaWorld tears families apart.
    In the wild, dolphins spend their entire lives in a pod with their
    mothers and sisters. Capturing even one dolphin disrupts the entire pod.
    Dolphins born in captivity are often taken away from their loved ones
    and shipped to other facilities.
  4. Frustrated animals are dangerous to people.
    Aside from the trainers killed by angry captive whales, the USDA has
    cited SeaWorld for several instances in which dolphins injured people in
    its swim-with-the-dolphins program.
  5. If you don’t support the jailing of innocent people, you shouldn’t
    support SeaWorld. Scientists at Emory University mapped the brains of
    dolphins and concluded that they are second only to humans in intelligence.
    Captivity is as hard on these sensitive animals as it is on people, but
    the dolphins are being punished without having committed a crime.

Orlando Museum of Art

On September 8th, I went to the Orlando Museum of Art (2416 North Mills Ave
Orlando, Fl
) to see Tall Tales and Huge Hearts: Raúl Colón a show of Children’s book illustrations.  Raúl Colón,is a popular award-winning
artist who has illustrated more than 30 books for children. Colón
created the art for a number of acclaimed picture books, including Doña Flor: A Tall Tale About a Giant Woman with a Great Big Heart by Pat Mora, which won the prestigious Pura Belpré Medal; My Mama Had A Dancing Heart by Libba Moore Gray; and José! Born to Dance: The Story of José Limon by Susanna Reich, winner of the Tomas Rivera Mexican-American Children’s Book Award. Raul’s illustrations are, tightly rendered using watercolor and colored pencils. He then
rakes the image giving each image a swirling surreal feel. The artwork was hung low on the wall so kids could see his work at eye level. Arranged chronologically, it was interesting to see his style evolve from early watercolors to the much tighter later work. Mark your Calendar! This show in on view through November 3rd. During the first weekend of every month Bank of America and Merrill Lynch card holders receive free gallery admission. Otherwise, admission for adults is $8.

Also on display was the Contemporary American Graphics Collection which includes more than 150 original, signed and numbered
lithographs, etchings, silk-screen prints and woodcuts by America’s
foremost artists. It is one of the most comprehensive 20th-century
contemporary print collections in Florida. The works vary from realism
to abstraction, reflecting a variety of techniques and styles that
emerged from the revolution in fine art printing that has occurred in
the last 55 years. Artists represented in this collection include Andy
Warhol
, Robert Rauschenberg, Ed Ruscha, Bryan Hunt, Lesley Dill,
Katherine Bowling, and many other American masters. One piece that particularly impressed me was a huge portrait of Leslie done by Chuck Close using just his finger prints.